The Irresponsible Captain Tylor
We may be off the maps... Chizu ni Nai Tabi Tsuzukeyou
...but let's stay on this voyage. Chizu ni Nai Tabi Tsuzukeyou
I will be holding, never let you go.
Whatever we may want... Hoshimono wa Tsukamu no sa
...we'll take as we need. Hoshimono wa Tsukamu no sa
So let's just go wherever we please! Omoi no Mama Yukou!
Make me your partner... Kotoba yori Tashikana Koto
...on this journey. Kotoba yori Tashikana Koto
One that you trust more than words! Michizure ni Shite
Come on now and sail away for future! Imasugu sail away for future
Things are waiting... Mishiranu Nanika ga Matteru sa
...that we've never seen before! Mishiranu Nanika ga Matteru sa
Just take your cares... Kodawari Minna Sutetara
...and throw them all away. Kodawari Minna Sutetara
Come together, just think of tomorrow.
Let's go!
WHEN YOU WISH UPON A FLOWER
This is Harumi. This is Harumi.
The destroyer Soyokaze is currently headed on its scheduled route.
From this time forward...
...I will be making regular reports on Justy Ueki Tylor.
Hi!
C- Captain!
Doing your spy stuff here?
Uh, yes. Gravitational interference in this area...
...is making a direct transmission impossible...
...so I'm recording my report this time.
I see. But you shouldn't do it here.
Find a safer place or someone'll see you.
Yes, sir.
See you! And be careful.
Justy Ueki Tylor... Your mind remains a mystery to me.
However... I sense something in you I can't put into words.
Forget the formalities.
Tell me what you've learned about Tylor.
As you wish.
Justy Ueki Tylor... Your mind remains a mystery to me.
However... I sense something in you I can't put into words.
Is that all?
Yes. Forgive me, Highness.
I see.
Tylor... How I wish I could see his face.
Can I assume there are no objections in this matter?
Then I will conclude that the decision is unanimous.
WHAT?!
You have your orders.
Wait, please!
Hey, Mr. Katori, what do these new orders mean?
Well, sir... They mean...
I'll answer this.
Are you listening, Captain? The Soyokaze...
The Soyokaze has been!
We... We've been downgraded?! You're sure?!
It's definite.
But why would they do that, Mr. Kojiro?
There's only one reason I can think of!
It's because of the captain, isn't it?!
I agree.
No way!
They can’t just send us off to the wilderness!
Right, Skipper?!
Nothing's worse than humiliation for a Marine.
Doctor, do you think a man like Captain Tylor...
...would even consider getting downgraded humiliating?
Good question. But he is a soldier.
A soldier would sooner die than get locked out from promotion.
At least, that's usually the case.
But the captain doesn't seem like that sort of person to me.
Well... Who's to say?
Do you understand, Captain?!
Downgraded! We've been downgraded!
It means that the senior staff have decided...
...that the Soyokaze is strategically worthless!
But why?
How can you ask why?!
There's only one reason we've been downgraded!
One reason?
To be downgraded is to be dropped to a lower status...
...from where you currently serve. It's the opposite of promotion.
Do you understand?!
Dropped, huh?
This drop...
...I'll stop!
Captain, would you please cut that out?!
Don't you understand that your irresponsibility...
...and total inability to judge situations...
...has gotten the Soyokaze such a horrible review?
The commander's right!
Captain! Are you just gonna...
...go off to the galactic boonies without a fight?!
I wasn't planning to...
Come on! Just give us a straight answer!
You must have some idea about how to fight this!
Guys, guys, please. Let's not get excited, okay?
Captain, there is only one thing we can do in this situation.
Oh? What should we do?
Apply article 38 of the United Planets Space Force regulations.
Lieutenant Yamamoto!
I know, Commander. But if we don't take emergency measures now!
Hold it! What're you two talking about?!
You mind letting us in on the secret?
Article 38 allows you to request a change in orders given to you.
Request a change in orders?
In other words, if you follow the proper procedure...
...you can request that a superior's orders be rescinded.
Really?!
However, there are conditions.
First, only applications made directly in person will be reviewed.
Second, it must be submitted within 48 hours of receiving the orders.
Lieutenant Katori?
Leave this to me! I'll have us there in 43 hours!
All right, all right! 5 hours is more than we need!
Man, I shouldn't have gotten so worried.
Now that that's settled, let's have a pre-victory celebration!
All right! Get ready to party!
People, it's too soon to celebrate!
There is one more vital condition to article 38.
The only man... The only man qualified...
...to enter a request to have any orders changed is the!
Is the highest ranking officer on board.
Th-th-th-th-the highest...
...ranking...
...offi...
...cer?!
Huh? What's with you guys?
Well?
It's great to sit in the captain's chair...
...but it's nice to be on the ground once in a while.
Come on, Yuriko. We've got plenty of time.
Why don't we go somewhere, relax, and have a drink?
Once we've filed the application, you can have your drink.
By yourself.
I meant the three of us.
Nothing to worry about. We'll make it in plenty of time.
See, like I said.
Quit hurrying and relax. Just relax.
Hey, that's...
What? Captain! Wait!
Captain, where are you going?!
Captain?
Captain!
Mr. Kojiro, isn't that enough?
You've been polishing it all day.
Leave me alone! I relax best when I'm doing this!
Please, Captain...
He will make it.
He won't make it.
He will make it.
He won't make it.
Well?! Keep going!
Yes, sir!
He will make it. He won't make it.
He will make it! He won't make it!
Lieutenant, don't worry.
The captain's a soldier, too.
I don't think he'd just accept being downgraded.
Besides, we don't have to worry with Yuriko with him.
She'll keep him in line.
And Harumi went along in case there's an accident.
There's nothing to worry about.
Right... I believe you.
I'll get us some tea.
Four hours to go. Don't let us down, Cmdr. Yuriko Star.
Oh, Yuriko.
What do you think you're doing?!
Didn't I tell you not to go wandering off like that?!
Yeah, but you wouldn't believe who I ran into just now.
Look, sir. It's Commander Star. Do you recognize her?
Admiral Hanner!
See? It's been a while, hasn't it, Yuriko?
Admiral Hanner, how are you feeling, sir?
Well, sir? It's specially imported refined green tea.
Doesn't it smell wonderful?
Ah, yes. It does.
Look!
That's a sign of good luck! The tea stalk's...
No, wait!
OW!
Lieutenant?
He will make it. He won't make it.
He will make it. He won't make it...
He will make it. He won't make it.
He will make it! He won't make it!
I found out.
His old home was condemned...
...so they moved him into this retirement home for now.
I see. Admiral Hanner, Emi and Yumi...
...are doing just fine on the Soyokaze...
...so please don't worry about them.
Captain, we'd better go.
I know! Why don't we take a walk, Admiral?
I can tell you all about what's happened on the Soyokaze.
Uh, Captain!
Commander, we still have plenty of time.
I'm sure the captain realizes that.
Harumi, you still really don't understand the captain at all.
And you're saying you do?
Yes.
Besides having no ability to appreciate a situation...
...the captain hasn't one iota of responsibility.
He's totally oblivious!
Oh, great!
Mr. Katori! Another cup!
A-Aye, sir.
That was your fourth one.
I don't care! Give me another!
He will make it! He won't make it!
He will make it! He won't!!!
Hey! Get another one!
That was the last one.
WHAT?!
You looked everywhere?!
I practically turned the ship upside-down!
There just aren't any others!
Son of a!
He won't make it...
Captain! Captain Tylor!
Captain!
Find him?
No, not anywhere.
Wonderful! Let's walk around one more time.
Right.
I see what you mean.
He definitely needs a trip into the neuro-cleanser.
Another cup!
Lieutenant, stop it, please!
I won't give up! I'll keep drinking...
...until I get one with a tea stalk floating upright!
Another cup!
And BOOM! That Raalgon fleet was blown to space dust!
Captain!
What are you doing?!
What do you mean? Having fun talking with the admiral.
Right, sir?
Ow...
I know how much you like seeing the admiral! So do I!
But... But!
Commander...
Can't you... Can't you just think about the crews' feelings for once?!
They're all counting on you to get the downgrading order reversed!
I can't believe...
I can't believe anyone could be this irresponsible!
Admiral, the truth is that the Force has downgraded us...
...and reassigned the ship to the galactic frontier.
We came to this planet to try and get the order rescinded.
The application deadline is almost here.
Please, let us go! I beg of you!
Yuriko...
Admiral, are you telling me to go?
Admiral!
Understood, Admiral, sir!
I'll come back and finish our talk later.
I promise!
Yuriko, aren't you going a little too fast?
Only ten minutes left! We have to hurry!
They're back!
We're home, folks!
We're saved!
Welcome back, Captain!
Yeah, well, I'm really sorry, everyone.
You're... sorry?
We got sidetracked and missed the deadline.
C-C-Commander Star! How could he have?!
I'm sorry. It's all my fault.
Oh... no...
Oh, yeah. I've got great news for Emi and Yumi.
Come with me.
Oh? What is it, Mr. Tylor?
Well, I ran into your dad down on the planet.
Our father?!
Really?!
Since no application was filed to reverse the orders...
...the Soyokaze... No, TYLOR is hereby demoted!
CASE CLOSED
God has...
God has forsaken us!
Why? I don't get it.
Surely the captain couldn't have wanted the demotion.
How can he be so happy?
I don't understand.
I just don't understand.
There are still questions to be answered.
However, perhaps... Just perhaps...
...I may have some understanding of Tylor's true nature.
I see.
I await your next report.
Aye, sir.
Attention all hands. We are now entering demotion sector S-4.
I repeat, we are entering demotion sector S-4.
The Irresponsible Captain Tylor Next Episode
They say women's inner strength is built from hard work.
But in the end, natural ability blows hard work away...
...when two particular girls take flight into space.
O winged steed, there're asteroids ahead!
Next time, "Mind's Eyes Half Blind, Headed for a Rough Ride."
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All he has to do is just... Machi o Aitsu ga Aruiteru dake de
...walk around downtown. Machi o Aitsu ga Aruiteru dake de
He's a playful man who catches... Nandemo Ki o Hiku Ochame na Yatsu sa
...the eyes of all who he meets. Nandemo Ki o Hiku Ochame na Yatsu sa
Oh! That's why, you see... Aa, Dakara sa Sou Kore kara Shuyaku
...he'll be our hero from now on. Aa, Dakara sa Sou Kore kara Shuyaku
So, let's begin... Henshin Byouyomi o Shite yo!
...the countdown for the change! Henshin Byouyomi o Shite yo!
Take a deep breath, and one two. 12345 Ikizugi o One Two
Now stride out... Saa Kore kara Kuridasou
...with your head held high. Saa Kore kara Kuridasou
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